Hello! How are you doing today? I have garlic breath, but it’s ok. No matter how bad my breath may be, Chinese food is still excellent, really excellent.
And speaking of things that are excellent, I want to talk to you about the importance of quality television programming. It is so crucial, I think, to pack the broadbands and satellites with intelligent, informative, and timely programs that spread knowledge and art. As a television viewer, I find it is far too easy to get sucked into the never ending void of horrible reality television shows. Who wants to become the next Food Network Star while simultaneously dating a millionaire and kicking that ten year old heroin addiction? Sure sounds real to me. While more and more reality television shows clog our airwaves with idiots doing idiotic things while other idiots watch, I want to you encourage you to switch the channel, or just turn off the television altogether.
I find that public access is always good for a laugh, and it makes you feel like you’re really connecting with your community. Also, you may learn something – like the power of your vagina. Another show, which captures my imagination and makes my brain start a churnin’ is the Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! I think you should watch it. I’ve included a few of my favorite clips for your enjoyment. And yes, this posting is a result of me wanting to watch the Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! at work.
For your wine!